Dec
15

skriven av: Peacock  kl:18:15, 2009

Nescio
quid dicas
I don’t know what you’re talking
about
Nemo hic
adest illius nominis
There is no one here by that
name
Ita erat
quando hic adveni.
It was that way when I got here
Nihil
declarandum
I have nothing to declare
Raptus
regaliter
Royally screwed
Ut si! As if!
Vescere
bracis meis
Eat my shorts
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Re vera,
potas bene
Say, you sure are drinking a lot
Noli me
vocare. Ego te vocabo.
Don’t call me. I’ll call you.
Nihil
curo de ista tua stulta superstitione
I’m not interested in your dopey
religious cult
Canis
meus id comedit
My dog ate it
Die
dulci freure
Have a nice day
Fac ut
vivas
Get a life
Fac me
cocleario vomere!
Gag me with a spoon!
Recedite,
plebes! Gero rem imperialem
Stand aside, little people! I am
here on official business
Catapultam
habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
I have a catapult. Unless you
give me all of your money, I will fling an enormous rock at your head.
Utinam
barbari spatioum proprium tuum invadant
May barbarians invade your
personal space
Quo
signo nata es?
What’s your sign?
Romani
quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt…
You know, the Romans invented
the art of love…
Te
audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
I can’t hear you. I have a
banana in my ear.
Utinam
coniurati te in foro interficiant
May conspirators assasinate you
in the hall
Magister
mundi sum!
I am the master of the universe!
Non sum
pisces
I am not a fish
Radix
lecti
Couch potato
Quantum
materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
How much wood would a woodchuck
chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Unitam
logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant
May faulty logic undermine your
entire philosophy
Cogito
ergo sum
I think, therefore I am
Cogito
ergo doleo
I think, therefore I am
depressed
Senito
aliquos togatos contra me conspirare
I think some people in togas are
plotting against me
Vah!
Denuone latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur.
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Oh! Was I speaking Latin again?
Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out.
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Nihili
est - in vita priore ego imperator romanus fui
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That’s nothing; in a previous
life I was a Roman Emperor
Aio,
quantitas magna frumentorum est
Yes, that is a very large amount
of corn
Perscriptio
in manibus tabellariorum est
The cheque is in the post
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Non
illigitamus carborundum
Don’t let the b’stards grind you
down
Nonne
macescis?
Have you lost weight?
Minime
senuisti!
You haven’t aged a bit!
Id tibi
praebet speciem lepidissimam!
It looks great on you!
Capillamentum?
Haudquaquam conieci esse!
A wig? I never would have
guessed!
Braccae
tuae aperiuntur
Your fly is open
Subucula
tua apparet
Your slip is showing
In
dentibus anticis frustum magnum spiniciae habes
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You have a big piece of spinach
in your front teeth
Abutebaris
modo subjunctivo
You’ve been misusing the
subjunctive
Heus,
hic nos omnes in agmine sunt!
Hey, we’re all in line here!
Non,
mihi ignosce, credo me
insequentem esse
No, excuse me, I believe
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next
Nonne de
novo eboraco venis?
You’re from New York, aren’t
you?
Sona si
latine loqueris
Honk if you speak Latin
Balaenae
nobis conservandae sunt
Save the whales
Frena
pro feris teneo
I brake for animals
Cum
catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt
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When catapults are outlawed,
only outlaws will have catapults
Sic hoc
adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus
ades
If you can read this bumper
sticker, you are both very well educated, and much too close
Incitatus
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Speed demon
Vagans
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Cruising
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Litoralis
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Beach bum
Mannus
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Mustang
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Fractum
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Jalopy
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Quid
agis, medice?
What’s up, Doc?
Dic mihi
solum facta, domina
Just the facts, ma’am
Re vera,
cara mea, mea nil refert
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a
damn
Farrago
fatigans!
Thuffering thuccotash!
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Fac ut
gaudeam
Make my day
Illius
me paenitet, dux
Sorry about that, chief
Tuis
pugis pignore!
You bet your bippy!
Diabolus
fecit, ut id facerem!
The devil made me do it!
Osculare
pultem meam!
Kiss my grits!
Credidi
me felem vidisse!
I tought I taw a puddy tat!
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Si
fallatis officium, quaestor infitias eat se quicquam scire de factis
vestris
If you fail, the secretary will
disavow all knowledge of your activities
Te
capiam, cunicule sceleste!
I’ll get you, you wascally
wabbit!
Conlige
suspectos semper habitos
Round up the usual suspects
Certe,
toto, sentio nos in kansate non iam adesse
You know, Toto, I have a feeling
we’re not in Kansas anymore
Me
transmitte sursum, caledoni
Beam me up, Scotty

2 Svar på “Roliga latinska citat på latin”

  1. sandra sade:

    Nu gäller det bara att komma ihåg alla :)

  2. Peacock sade:

    Du vet vart de finns om du skulle glömma bort dem. :-)


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